I'm descended from Leprechauns

DNA experts have questioned Oprah Winfrey's belief that she is a member of South Africa's Zulu nation.

There are so many things I could say here but all of them would probably be wildly inappropriate and I'd be accused of major political incorrectness. So I'll just ask, I wonder what Oprah thinks of the Bobbitt?

The DNA test couldn't have been cheap. But Oprah doesn't have to worry about money.