And Then We'll Pick Us Some Cotton

From Local 10 News:

"Miami city leaders are apologizing for a news release that invited summer campers to a ''Ghetto Style Talent Show'' and ''Watermelon Eating Contest.''

The release said that children participating in the summer camp who "know the meaning of ghetto style" would have a chance to "prove just how ghetto they are.''

Stupidity, like the common cold, cannot be cured.