Worst Writing Awards

From CNN:

"A man who compared a woman's anatomy to a carburetor won an annual contest that celebrates the worst writing in the English language."

I bet I could win this. Here's what my entry might be (I just dashed this off):

The wind blown leaves tumbled down the sidewalk like soggy socks in a dryer as the egg yolk colored cat scratched its ear and stared sphinx-like at the bird pecking at the mud puddle pooled in a crater by the side of the road ignoring the automobiles careening madly by.